uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

(via kimception)

mintleaftea:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

actual-human-girl:

super-who-locked-in:

titenoute:

moose-on-the-loose:

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

I’m pretty sure a glowing uterus isn’t medically accurate

Speak for yourself

(via guccigender)

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

(via cremebuns)

me internally, watching people eat loudly

silenthill:

breathe you fucking pig. where are you going? you’re going nowhere. enjoy your fucking meal. JESUS christ close your mouth. did you just- was that a slurping noise? im so close to sticking this fork in your eye. where were you raised? who raised you? motherfucker, who raised you? BREATHE. look at you, shoving all that food inside your mouth, you can barely chew. you disgust me. you actually, truly, disgust me. you’re disgusting. worthless. absolutely worthless. ahaha nice nice all that food in just one sweep bc apparently if you dont put an absurd ammount of food at time in your mouth it will grow legs and walk away. i hope you choke. i hope you choke and you have to struggle twice as hard bc your mouth is so full, you greedy pig. stop clicking your tongue. close your mouth. look at that! you’re drinking but you still have food in your mouth, i can see little pieces of it getting in your cup and floating, along with a greasy layer because it didnt mix with the liquid. you’re gross. you don’t deserve to live. you filthy piece of shit. are you- MOTHERFUCKER, are you laughing with your mouth full? great now you’re coughing bc you choked mid-laugh, you piece of shit! dont cough on the table, stop! i can see pieces of food stuck in your teeth and you- oh great now push the cough down with your drink that has pieces of food in it. i hate you so much. i wish i was never born so i didnt have to live through this

(via jutsuing)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(via hoiist)