fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

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thewritersramblings:

To build a city at the bottom of the sea! Insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the Parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society that they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea.

It was impossible to build it anywhere else

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amy-poehlerbear:

the Parks and Recreation cast: Rashida Jones:

We get along really well, and I would actually be devastated if we didn’t come back — and I don’t feel that way about many jobs. There’s just something about this crew of people and where we’re going and what it feels like — and this is going to be a terrible metaphor, I can just feel it — that’s like being in the middle of a black diamond course with all this momentum, weaving through trees, and then there’s this big snowplow in front of you.

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unexplained-events:

Ed and Lorraine Warrens Occult Museum

Houses over 50 years of haunted objects. The most famous of which is, Annabelle the Raggedy Ann Doll.

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  • 1. Post a picture of u?
  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
  • 5. Can you commit to one person?
  • 6. How do you look right now?
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
  • 8. How often do you listen to music?
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
  • 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
  • 17. When was the last time you cried?
  • 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
  • 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
  • 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
  • 23. Are you nice to everyone?
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
  • 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
  • 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
  • 30. Does anyone hate you?
  • 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
  • 33. Are you a jealous person?
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
  • 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
  • 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
  • 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
  • 44. What’s the best part about school?
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
  • 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
  • 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
  • SEND ME NUMBERS AND I WILL ANSWER.

Hilarious out of context comic book panels

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All credit to 411mania.com

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